Captains Log

Last night at approximately 4:13 A.M. I awoke to the sound of a gun shot or an explosion. With in minutes there were sirens coming from all directions. I lay in bed wondering what had happened. The loud noise was only a block or two from were I lay. Within 15 minutes the whole ordeal was over. So with sirens leaving the area I fell to slumber.

My cat had gotten out and ran down the street I chased him and after catching him I asked "Why do you always try to get out"? He answered "I need to be free". I was shocked that my cat was speaking to me. He then metomorphisized into a small yellow alien like creature looking like The Cheat from Homestarrunner.com. he proceeded to tell me his life was coming to an end and soon there after died in my arms. I cried so hard that I crumbed to the floor unable to stand.

These stories are true. Or are the? Or maybe just one is. You decide.