Jennie B-Day Party
As you all have read above I was at Jennie Oh's Birth party. Had a good time. Let me recap what I could remeber:
Chad Read out of the big Asain Cult Movie book. We heard stories about reall child births of deformed babies that were put in movies. Raped wemon that were kick boxers that returned from the grave to avenge themselves and the ever popular opium smuggling zombies.
The party started to pick up after Dennis and Wendy showed up. Before that it was just Chad Jennie Alexio and myself. Anyway after that things picked up a little. Then Adam and Luke showed up. Then trer after the BBQ was started after chad poured way too much lighter fluid on the fire (actually putting it out) The Dennis thought it good to put a match on top . This caused flames to shoot out of every open space in the Barbequer (SP) it was quite the display. Then something nobody expected ( oh yeah Allison showed up too.) any way as I was saying ......nodoby expected. The drunk "I'm twice everyones age and only have one tooth" neighbor showed up. Jennie and Allison actually invited him in. I just have to say "What the HELL!" .....O.K. Anyway he came out back and started talking to us guy's cuz we like fire right so we're outside. anyway So slowly we all went back inside leaving chad and the drunk neighbor to talk.
Jennie got drunk and wasn't making any sense at one point telling Alexio and I qoute " WOW, your nipples are hard enough to cut glass". from then on out it was loud music and an awkward feeling of an old drunk guy rocking out to Foghat.
After a while I decided that my time was up at the Smith's and said my good bye and came home to rest for the next day's toils. Having dreams of crazy voodoo and at one point uncontrollably making out Renee Zellwieger. Afterward turning her into a gaint spider like crab. Don't ask it was strange.
" I think it's a ferret".
Chad Read out of the big Asain Cult Movie book. We heard stories about reall child births of deformed babies that were put in movies. Raped wemon that were kick boxers that returned from the grave to avenge themselves and the ever popular opium smuggling zombies.
The party started to pick up after Dennis and Wendy showed up. Before that it was just Chad Jennie Alexio and myself. Anyway after that things picked up a little. Then Adam and Luke showed up. Then trer after the BBQ was started after chad poured way too much lighter fluid on the fire (actually putting it out) The Dennis thought it good to put a match on top . This caused flames to shoot out of every open space in the Barbequer (SP) it was quite the display. Then something nobody expected ( oh yeah Allison showed up too.) any way as I was saying ......nodoby expected. The drunk "I'm twice everyones age and only have one tooth" neighbor showed up. Jennie and Allison actually invited him in. I just have to say "What the HELL!" .....O.K. Anyway he came out back and started talking to us guy's cuz we like fire right so we're outside. anyway So slowly we all went back inside leaving chad and the drunk neighbor to talk.
Jennie got drunk and wasn't making any sense at one point telling Alexio and I qoute " WOW, your nipples are hard enough to cut glass". from then on out it was loud music and an awkward feeling of an old drunk guy rocking out to Foghat.
After a while I decided that my time was up at the Smith's and said my good bye and came home to rest for the next day's toils. Having dreams of crazy voodoo and at one point uncontrollably making out Renee Zellwieger. Afterward turning her into a gaint spider like crab. Don't ask it was strange.
" I think it's a ferret".
posted by Sir Andrew Monopolis at 11:21 AM
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