Quick now say "Poi".

So Tristan and I used to wrestle, bump around, kill each other , fall down stairs, jump through bushes, mutilate each other with balls, and many more things that I can't remember but probably hurt or inflicted some sort of brain or physical damage.

I know that most kids rough house when there little. But I would say we beat each other silly or half to death. Which ever you prefer.

So we were at Manbretts' house and we had just fallen down the stairs several times. So we said lets go down on pilows. Then it was lets put pillows on the bottom and throw stuff at each other. The it was in the simple form " Trying to kill eachother while getting to the top of the stairs game." these are the rules:

1) first one up the stairs wins.
2) Throw your opponent down the stairs once the top is reached.
3) it's king of the mountian.

So anyhoo we started "playing" and I think it was the third time Tristan kicked me that I rolled down the stairs landing on the hard unpadded floor below. Then when I tried to stand I caught my back on the hand rail. To add further insult Tristan threw a heavy pillow at my head. No wait it was a couch size pillow . Anyway I laid there lon enough for Tristan to get worried and come lumbering down the stirs to check on me. That when I grabbed him threw him to the ground and scampered up the stairs for my first ever win.

Yes although I am a bigger person than the Oldman headed Tristan he somehow beats the living daylights out of me and the Manbrett. Usually to the point of us just laying there motionless for minutes till the beatings subside.

T: Up goes the blob....up..up.goes..th...down...down..

Shit I though he was dead.
Yeah so did I.
But I'm not dead, just a little bit eaten is all.
Well lets get home then we're missing the awards.