Turkey time in the Bejimine

I have but one question what exactly is a Bejimine Brett?

So it is soon to be the Holiday of Eat and family. BOWDY.

I will be eating food at some place whether it is at a house or next to some drunk face down in a pool of his own urine is the question you should ask me.

i keep it short because I want to sleep more than sit and type away a story of love passion or man handling.

Or I could in my tired state write a story that I think up out of my brain soaked head.

I wait in the snow knowing that all of the family will be here soon to see what I have done. the first thing they will see is the whit meltyness in there warm faces, then me standing in my Santa suit holding a malt beverage. It took me 3 1/2 hours to shovel all this snow into the living room. The real suprise will be when they go to bed tonight. You see a have placed very special presents in each of their beds. Only they don't know it yet. Behold my greatest gift ever.