A true Story of a man!!!

SO!

Sunday something happened. I work at a Target as most of you may already know. Sunday as I was saying. was a day I will tell you. True story this will be too:

So Our operator was sitting at her desk right. Operator is fancy for someone that answers the phone and lets people use the dressing rooms. So anyways. A man came up to her and asked to try some clothes on right. She said sure go right on in. He had been in there for a while and she heard some strange noises going on in the cubicle. So she got up and looked down the little corridor to see what was up, AND HE HAD TURNED INTO A HUGE HIDEOUS MONSTER AND SWALLOWED HER WHOLE!!! just kidding he was just lying naked on the floor of the dressing room masturbating. so she was in shock!! Calling security to help shoo the nudist out of the store whilst not wearing a single thing. True True story. I had a hard time with it myself. but tis the truth.

Next time someone say how do you feel just put your hand in your pocket and say just a second.

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