Marshmallows taste like bush

The reality of a toaster oven:

In the morning is when you come and stick your shit in my mouth. Then you just pull it out and leave me there. All by myself and I sit and sit. Your all like wow this is a toaster oven that we can use in the morning and in the end of the day we can just sell it to that ass in the pin stripped suit that wears the duck hat.

Oh happy Turkey and eat that fucking cranberry sauce.