If he said it you know it's a lie

As you all know my travels take me places that most don't dare say they have been. So I choose to tell the truth of these shady places and the people I meet there. well It just so happens that this blog is about a girl I met and have come to call my girlfriend. That's right folks I have been taken of the block and put into captivation. She's a right good looker and lets me have two deserts sometimes. Yeah anyway on with the more important news a newborn baby vampires was born when I saw Robot chickens first season brought to life by the DVD world. Watch it and be merry. Keep intouch with your inner child by eatin cereal that isn't good for you and kick dogs.