Hi I'm the paperboy and I'm calling it quits.

Sorry it was something funny that Chad had said last night in his best paperboy vioce.

Went over to the Bretts last night. Yeah baby. We played the Nintendo man.

I really can't spell well at all.

Hey I was at this bar last night right. With Brett, Chad and Jennie..........oh yeah and this skinny bean pole man with wire frame glasses and a bushy mustache. Right.
Well they had lots of candy. Well we all had a bag. And the band that was playing (LIVE) sucked really bad. In fact I think they were lip sinking because it sure looked like it. I think I was the only one that noticed because it was really smokey in there. Anyways the Lead singer man offered to buy my sack of cand so I sadi "Yeah" and he Ssaid " OK I'll come over to your table after this song. SO He did. but everyone had been eating my candy while I was talking woth the guy. So when he came over he just ate the stuff too. I said " Hey you know I can tell you were lip sinking.........You cant sing can you?" Everyone was all like ANdy you ASS! SO I got up in the bean pole mans face and was like "I don't even know you man!" The rest of the night is a big blur.

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