Cut your fucking ass off!!!

I just like to say that Tristan said the above qoute when he was supposed to be saying "Turn you fucking lights off."

So I was part off this obsticle course race right and my team and the other team were all tied up after the first 3 events. So one by one we had to tackle the course. I was first. So off I went over the first two cargo nets and down the big fluffy hills made of that rubber shit that they fill with fluff. I'm off track now. Oh yeah. So after that I ran the dirt road til I got to the cliffs you have to jump over I guess it would be more like a crevice or a droll. So I got past all that and had to choose one of the two paths infront of me. One was more crevices but farther apart and at the end was those stupid rings that hang from chains. You know the ones that are spaced to far apart to swing on. so I went all that way and couldn't get past the rings so I turned back and went the other way. Oh man it sucked I had to jump truck to truck without falling into th back where these rabid dogs where waitng to eat my face. So I thought I would out smart the dumb dogs and jump to the trucks right next to the one I was on. Well I got diqaulified. I hate it when they don't specify the whole rules.

B: Oh Andy get off the floor!

A: He was a Fucking Dog!