Even I was Awesome

You know how when you see a T.V. show where they have to dail 911 there all like either paniced or all calm. Well if you have ever called 911 you would know that feeling of panic but at the same time your all trying to be calm so it you sound more like your really nervous. The kind where you don't want to stand up because you have a big hole in your pants or the zipper on your pants broke. you know. So anyway I had to do the 911 on Wednesday. Yeah a lady on a bike was struck by a car right out infront of the store. it was crazy. they blocked off the whole road for like a 1/2 hour. The lady is going to be O.K. but the took her off on a stretcher just to make sure.

Well what do you all think of my new digs. I was going for more of a dark screen so if you are up in the middle of the night on the computer and want to read some blog posts you wont be blinded by bright colors or a lot of white. That's my excuse any way.

"Ow you pisser I'll eat your brains alive!"

Living with a moose

Hey check this out I changed my blog to my way. Eat that Col. Replish.

I am going to go listen to the tapes archive then return with something funny to say. hoy

Monkey Hour Makes it happen

For those of you that know of the Monkey hour which most I'm sure do not. Well now that I am cofused I will continue. I have just constructed one of the greatest things in the universe.

The greatest things in the universe would be:

1) The BIG SHITTY DEAL
2) The 3's TRIO POSTER
3) OUR SCRAP BOOK
4) THE WHITE BOARD
5) UNFINISHED COLUR WHEEL

And now we have The MONKEY HOUR Show Background with real working lights and clock. I will send you a picture so as to get the whole effect. I have to say that thiis impulse creation has to be one that shouldhave been created about 3 years ago when the show was in it's prime. BUt het since the show has been put on hold why not improve the set right.

The Monkey hour is one of the funniest but yet rudest, loudest, and not to mention most foul mouth show that there probably is. Even so I and or Tristan or even brett as he was our blind camera man can and will explain and even show that this show has it's place among teens everywhere. Well most teens anyway.

In the shows short time on the air we had been to Wimbledon, killed a gaint sturgen, killed one of our friends, took pistures of girls in bikinis. traveld over 4,000 miles, befriended Andre Agassi, Insulted George Clooney in person, met the Pope, had Dick Clark on our show, Trespassed more times that you can count, picked up French hitch-hiker, fallen down a few flights of stairs, and MUCH MUCH MUCH more. Not to mention invite a window Prowler in for an interview. But the one thing that never happened to even my amazement was we never were arrested.

For more details see: US

For Tiristan: I just listened to the tape with Qui-gon horse bed and Todd's family that's the one were he gets eaten by the whale and gets trapped in a squid net the n kills his mom just to become a life-less body dragged by a motor that only goes forward.

I have to go to work now.

"I'm in a big Krybee snack."

A: Do you know what's going to happen to this tape?
T: What?
A: I don't know.

"We went looking for Spider-man and were attacked by a cat."

Our Obsession With Old Men

I would just like to point out that this obsession isn't on purpose.

We have Tristan. We always tell him he's got an old man head. If you are likely to meet Tristan you shouldask to see his old man head. We have made many jokes and have many pictures of his old man head. Right TK.

When at Brett's house we always watch the old man across the street smoking, making fun of him and making our own voice for him. We make him say things he probably never would say. The real sad part is that we never went over to actually talk to the the man.

The best in this case IS saved for last. Brett, Tristan you know what I'm talking about. The Old Man Mask. For those of you that don't know what I am talking about I will explain:

1) The Old man mask is legend here. It is a Mask that I had had since I was a wee lad. It had long white hair, wrinkles that we had taken a pen and darkened to make it look even older, some well placed warts and smelt of old latex rubber that had been harden with age. The only thing scarier than the old man was when you turned it inside out to reveal the alien inside.

2) the purpose of the Mask was to scare you friends when they least expected it. While a pillow fight was in the midst you would either "accidentaly" turn the light out or fall under the bed. Whilst your victim was either confused, going in for the kill or telling you to turn the lights on you would be putting on the Old Man Mask. When you revealed yourself with the mask on your victim would scream in horror. I really to this day can't figure out why we were able to scare each other so many times when we knew it was coming.

3) Sometimes we would put a sheet over our heads then put the mask on and chase each other around the house or we would stand in the front window waving a cars people walking by or dancing for the heck of it. Of course we didn't have a camcorder at that time so we had to settle for audio. Which by the way is really funny my friends. Nothing better thant listeningto yourself at the tender age of 7 when you still sounded like a little girl screaming and yelling as your best frined crushes your skull in with a pillow or a G.I joe leg in your ass (Totally non-sexual) just so you know.

4) The death of the mask. It was sad but we knew it would happen. The mask finnaly gave up it's life after slowly crumbling apart inour hands. Not to say we didn't tape it, glue it and well put water on it to put some moistier back in it. We were kids you know. Since the demise of the Old Man Mask we have been looking for a replacement. No luck yet we have been looking for a good 7-8 years. If you have any ideas or know of a place please help us.

Well I hope you enjoyed this little adventure into the past I know I laughed many times while writing. Well to end this I will qoute my Friend Tristan (I just came across this qoute on an audio tape today).

"Here she comes."
"Who?"
"Me."

You take the Kids!!

Having read my good friend Turstons Blog

Idecided I would say afew things about Clymenestra. Our good female buddy that we had wrestled with in a house that we didn't belong in. Anyway after reading about the whole 24 greasy faces bit I couldn't help but remember all the old funny things. Which remonds me TK you have to save some of those damn coast pics because guess what I want to see and maybe get a few from your hairy body. I can't get Burts blog to work anymore. Whatz up with that?? I'll add both TK's and Berts blog address over there(That means on the right side of the screen)

I just recently wathced My senior final for Narrative Studdies. It consists of all of my friends and such going around the street tryingto sell things. There's this great fight scene between TK and Me where we are all dressed up like bums and it was great. He kicked me and I swallowed some hay. It was great and gross at the same time.

I highly encourage all of you to read Berts/Burts and TK's Blogs they are great.

Borderline Milk Glass

Guess what?

Well I have to work some more. yeah. Lindsay got her ears pierced. I think it's gross. Don't ask why. They look good on her, I just need to get used to them now. I have slept now so I am almost back to normal. I like to be normal which is paraniod to others. What ever you say man. haven't done much. Cut my hair. Going to buy a new matress (maybe). Trapped in a 5th demension. So not much of anything new for me. How about you?

Boy this was fun. I can't tell you how much i enjoy writing for you guys. I love have such good fans. Well as you may have noticed I finnaly added some links so check'em out. maybe if you want I will find some wierd site just for my people. Here at Boujzwhack Swampland we love to hear from you. Please make any and all e-mails addressed to Boujzwhack. He loves to hear from you.