And ape can make a sandwich

So in this time of times why do we so eagerly want to get to know so many people that we don't? Why is it we add Friends to our contact lists. Remember back in the day when we had the power. Our minds are lazy. we don't even know the number to our bestfriends phone. It's in the phone right so why do we have to remember anything that is too important to us. The phone goes everywhere with us right. we worry about who will call and what we will miss until that is we worry too much and miss it anyway. GO OUTSIDE AND DO SOMETHING YOU LAZY ASSESS!!

It will come no matter how hard you hold it.

If he said it you know it's a lie

As you all know my travels take me places that most don't dare say they have been. So I choose to tell the truth of these shady places and the people I meet there. well It just so happens that this blog is about a girl I met and have come to call my girlfriend. That's right folks I have been taken of the block and put into captivation. She's a right good looker and lets me have two deserts sometimes. Yeah anyway on with the more important news a newborn baby vampires was born when I saw Robot chickens first season brought to life by the DVD world. Watch it and be merry. Keep intouch with your inner child by eatin cereal that isn't good for you and kick dogs.