A apple in the head is more than a dollar

A recent poll shows that I Capn A have been away for quite some time. Now with the recent tidal wave of e-mails recieved. I have come back to say to all of you hello. It is no suprise that you are upset because aftr all I am the Capn and hell is the best damn after dinner mint. This place smells of people and there hopes of getting A's on their first report card. I say go capture the flag and raise your hands to the new pope. Get out those muskets and eat pie. get in the good stuff and rid the world of the evil roach queen that lives in the atti of the neighbor Totoro. I can't believe you can be so lazy as to not swim to the north p[ole and kill santa. Save the talk for the Easter Bunny and get in with the cool crowd. AKA The lepres on forth ST. Sad is the time that we can't go out and set the flag ablaze and pillage the neiboring towns of all their resources. I am proud to be a sky pilot and all of you that want to join. I say come. But A warning to all of you. Sky Pirates are the dirtiest, filthiest and meanest of all pirates. The make you walk the plank into cold unforgiving air. and sleet. You have no chance of swimming away form their attacks. just death awaits all who can't fend for themselves. Travel the land and air the sea and the clouds but beware any that raise the Jolly Roger.