Thursday, November 10

try it you'll like it


If you like noodles or hippos you gotta see this funtime movie.

So if you didn't already know:

Tuna are fast.
Turkey makes you sleepy.
and
moles live underground.

So keep the minmum to the max and drink your favorite mouth wash outside.

Cuz you can't brush your teeth in an outhouse.

great.

squirrels cause cancer

Recent studies have shown that squirrels do indeed cause cancer. Crazy huh. Well that's because squirrels have special saliva glands that help them to digest Omega 3 fatty acids found in most nuts. I didn't believe it myself but science rules as Bill Nye would say. So there you have it people.

Into the mass that is to late,
I sometimes wait for the seals.
smelling the garlic sauce,
I doesn't smell good.
I have the key and the lock,
But the iron gates are to small.

Sunday, November 6

training the mind

Try to imagine a small land of fur. Where the smallest of creatures live but no one can see. The Land of blind monster and huge predators that have but one way of capturing there prey. The tastey tongue of these predators is sticky and sweet. To the human nose the smell is that of cake baking in the oven but to the small furry creatures it is like a large pile of ding dongs, ho hos, cupcakes, cream pies and melted chocolate. The predators rely on the noses of their blind prey to find them and to start to feed. This is the only way the will survive the winter.