who the hell is it

Weel tomorrow I will be going to the REN faire. Everyone has to go at least once. Well that's what they say anyway. I will be documenting my travels through the wild.

I have been looking for jobs almost non-stop for the last three days. So I took today off to collect myself. Great noews everyone. Linds is going to be able to graduate from LB. she needs only 2 credits. Then she can transfer to a four year as a junior. Yeah!!!!

If she decides to go to Ashland, which it looks likey that she will be. We will be moving down there when she needs to start school. I personally think that I would greet the oppritunity ( I am a horrable speller) MAN!! anyway I would really just like to move away from here and start over mak some new frineds something I haven't had to do in a long time but something I might need. I'll keep you all posted o the latest and greatest. Oh don't forget to stay tuned for my next blog where I will be discussing my trip to Yor.

"I forgot it could do that..........
....thats awesome!!!"

Fight the power bitch

Hey everyone. I have some shiity news. That's right shitty.

I was just informed by my fuck face manager that I don't have long left with the company. He basically...O.K. he did tell me that I should look for other jobs. I think this sucks but I also can't wait to leave that shit hole job. I am worried about what I will do for money. But have already aplied at two other places and I will be checking on three others on friday. I might be selling beds. Isn't that exciting!!!

I guess it's not such a good idea to let your boss know what's bothering you at work. I just get the shaft. well anyway other than that I'm good.

Linds gets back tonight from South Carolina. I can't wait to see her. and then give her the bad news. I just want to say that Nobody and I mean nobody that reads this post should ever work at HOLLYWOOD VIDEO. ANd if you are quit right now. Walk in and say take you fucking Bundle deal and shove in your Ass and Tell Mark Wattles he's a Fucking Cock for making his customers donate money to the Starlight Foundation and then not even throw his own money in. FUCK!!!

T: FUCK!
T: I shouldn't say that.
A: You know why we say that.
T: Shock value. ( A and T both shake heads)

Jennie B-Day Party

As you all have read above I was at Jennie Oh's Birth party. Had a good time. Let me recap what I could remeber:

Chad Read out of the big Asain Cult Movie book. We heard stories about reall child births of deformed babies that were put in movies. Raped wemon that were kick boxers that returned from the grave to avenge themselves and the ever popular opium smuggling zombies.

The party started to pick up after Dennis and Wendy showed up. Before that it was just Chad Jennie Alexio and myself. Anyway after that things picked up a little. Then Adam and Luke showed up. Then trer after the BBQ was started after chad poured way too much lighter fluid on the fire (actually putting it out) The Dennis thought it good to put a match on top . This caused flames to shoot out of every open space in the Barbequer (SP) it was quite the display. Then something nobody expected ( oh yeah Allison showed up too.) any way as I was saying ......nodoby expected. The drunk "I'm twice everyones age and only have one tooth" neighbor showed up. Jennie and Allison actually invited him in. I just have to say "What the HELL!" .....O.K. Anyway he came out back and started talking to us guy's cuz we like fire right so we're outside. anyway So slowly we all went back inside leaving chad and the drunk neighbor to talk.

Jennie got drunk and wasn't making any sense at one point telling Alexio and I qoute " WOW, your nipples are hard enough to cut glass". from then on out it was loud music and an awkward feeling of an old drunk guy rocking out to Foghat.

After a while I decided that my time was up at the Smith's and said my good bye and came home to rest for the next day's toils. Having dreams of crazy voodoo and at one point uncontrollably making out Renee Zellwieger. Afterward turning her into a gaint spider like crab. Don't ask it was strange.

" I think it's a ferret".