Soda crackers?................ No thanks

First off. Thank you Tristan I think you are the only one that got my joke besides me.
That's why I say oh there it goes.

So moving on..............right.

Work is great. I work and get all tired take a nap and then I'm good till about 10 pm.

So this one ime TK and I were playing with baseball bats in the backyard, we weren't playing baseball. and tristan had the metal bat. He was swinging it around at bugs and he over swung and hit me in the back of the head. I was like the Dizzy Dizzy Dinosaur.

Then while we were Bumping around (definition below Oct 06) Tristan ran into the door fell backwards and landing squarely on my head with the full weight of his butt and then the rest of his body. I was fine for a second then I couldn't talk very well and was confused as to why my head hurt.

While we were running around the house alone we ran into my room in which our recording audio tape was sitting. We started to talk into the microphone when we both noticed we weren't alone. We glanced over our left shoulder to see a full grown lion named Norman starring at us. We yelled like little boys that scream like girls.


if you don't already know the red wire will send you back.

Who is the man that always can?
Iceman!
Surfing around on his flying ice Boaaurd!
Iceman!
Pickin' up chicks for licks.
Iceman!

The last goat buster

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....I can see or you can see if ya'll have taken a trip to either B or T's Blog master sites. that I am in the shit house because. I said " SHUT UP!" To a certian someone that never writes to us. Well I think That What I said is fine and people hate for that....... I don't care. You know If I just up and left and didn't come back and never wrote or called to say "Hi" I think that some people would be a bit angry with me too. So I say yes maybe what I said was a bit harsh or mean. But I also say that if I was a little angry then fuck why not say it. And yes it was a joke. So whatever.

I'm on FIIIREE!!!

A new job or an old Feeling

I don't know it sounded like a book title.

So today was my brand new first day at the Target store of the Albany. I woke up at 2 A.M. this morning. that's right 2 A.M. Drove my butt to work and worked in the back room. or the stock room. from 4 am-12:30 pm. It was boring at first but then after I got the hang of it. I liked it, I had fun. Can you beileve this shit. A job That was fun and was all manual labor and Having to get IN the butt crack of dawn. We get 2 paid 15 minute breaks and a 30 min. lunch. I can't believe it. I just can't. And free soda and free water and on Friday we're having an all you can eat hotdogfest. yep. So yeah.

I have decided that Target after hearing all the good and the bad about the store. That it's probably the best of it's kind. So go ahead and buy something form target. Or dont I don't care. Bastards. HAh.

T: HE'S COminngg!

Crisp and Nilmer interview a lumberjack:

L: I live in my back....of the truck.

N: so what kind of breakfast do you eat?
L: I eat the small rodents around the truck.

Here's a word.......Probulint. Enjoy it. fit it into a conversation.

Cats' Eyes

To my close friends the title says it all. Cats' Eyes is one of the best books ever. We used to check this book out at least once a month form the library in our school. It's a story about a cat named Tiger and his adventures through-out his life. If you haven't read it. You better.

The only reason why I bring this up is because I found the book and bought it. Yes sir I did. It still has that great library scent too. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!

T: With my new racket I bang the women.

A quick definition:
Bump around - To Bump around. to hit one with pillows while wearing a blind-fold. To knock into things whilst video/audio taping the whole thing.

" I want to bump around."