Turkey time in the Bejimine

I have but one question what exactly is a Bejimine Brett?

So it is soon to be the Holiday of Eat and family. BOWDY.

I will be eating food at some place whether it is at a house or next to some drunk face down in a pool of his own urine is the question you should ask me.

i keep it short because I want to sleep more than sit and type away a story of love passion or man handling.

Or I could in my tired state write a story that I think up out of my brain soaked head.

I wait in the snow knowing that all of the family will be here soon to see what I have done. the first thing they will see is the whit meltyness in there warm faces, then me standing in my Santa suit holding a malt beverage. It took me 3 1/2 hours to shovel all this snow into the living room. The real suprise will be when they go to bed tonight. You see a have placed very special presents in each of their beds. Only they don't know it yet. Behold my greatest gift ever.

So who ordered it?

So here is a story that really bothers me.

We have traps at the store and amice got stuck in one. They are those glue paper shit things. So it was litteraly stuck in the trap. It was alive on Wednesday when we discovered it. I asked my boss if we can do something he said no. I asked someone else they said I see what we can do. We long story short it is still in the fucking trap. Dead! It starved to death. Fuck man. I know it's a mouse but shit. Stuck to the floor wiggling trying to get free for at least 4 days till it died.

Fuck I am really fucking bothered about this. You all think about it. let's see you think.
man.

Whatever.
got to go.