A time for the right side of the worm

Inside the ring we all sit waiting for the ride to start, quietly we start to spin.

Capn A here kids to update you on the travels of this salty ol' dog. It has come to my attention that we have all fallen and slipped a bit as of late. Most of us forget about how we got here in the first place. I say we must remember that those flight attendents that fuel my plane are OK and that the crocodiles that we all eat are inside the world of use. It was justthis last time that we all ate form the belly of the beast and crept into the smaller cave of Danger. I saw her eye and it wazs red with anger and fury. The furry animals of the island can smell the salty breathe of the sea witch and she was strong enough to blow me off te face of the world and into the outer reaches of space.

Tie your shoes small one.