Cut your fucking ass off!!!

I just like to say that Tristan said the above qoute when he was supposed to be saying "Turn you fucking lights off."

So I was part off this obsticle course race right and my team and the other team were all tied up after the first 3 events. So one by one we had to tackle the course. I was first. So off I went over the first two cargo nets and down the big fluffy hills made of that rubber shit that they fill with fluff. I'm off track now. Oh yeah. So after that I ran the dirt road til I got to the cliffs you have to jump over I guess it would be more like a crevice or a droll. So I got past all that and had to choose one of the two paths infront of me. One was more crevices but farther apart and at the end was those stupid rings that hang from chains. You know the ones that are spaced to far apart to swing on. so I went all that way and couldn't get past the rings so I turned back and went the other way. Oh man it sucked I had to jump truck to truck without falling into th back where these rabid dogs where waitng to eat my face. So I thought I would out smart the dumb dogs and jump to the trucks right next to the one I was on. Well I got diqaulified. I hate it when they don't specify the whole rules.

B: Oh Andy get off the floor!

A: He was a Fucking Dog!

Quick now say "Poi".

So Tristan and I used to wrestle, bump around, kill each other , fall down stairs, jump through bushes, mutilate each other with balls, and many more things that I can't remember but probably hurt or inflicted some sort of brain or physical damage.

I know that most kids rough house when there little. But I would say we beat each other silly or half to death. Which ever you prefer.

So we were at Manbretts' house and we had just fallen down the stairs several times. So we said lets go down on pilows. Then it was lets put pillows on the bottom and throw stuff at each other. The it was in the simple form " Trying to kill eachother while getting to the top of the stairs game." these are the rules:

1) first one up the stairs wins.
2) Throw your opponent down the stairs once the top is reached.
3) it's king of the mountian.

So anyhoo we started "playing" and I think it was the third time Tristan kicked me that I rolled down the stairs landing on the hard unpadded floor below. Then when I tried to stand I caught my back on the hand rail. To add further insult Tristan threw a heavy pillow at my head. No wait it was a couch size pillow . Anyway I laid there lon enough for Tristan to get worried and come lumbering down the stirs to check on me. That when I grabbed him threw him to the ground and scampered up the stairs for my first ever win.

Yes although I am a bigger person than the Oldman headed Tristan he somehow beats the living daylights out of me and the Manbrett. Usually to the point of us just laying there motionless for minutes till the beatings subside.

T: Up goes the blob....up..up.goes..th...down...down..

Shit I though he was dead.
Yeah so did I.
But I'm not dead, just a little bit eaten is all.
Well lets get home then we're missing the awards.