Ahoy to me.

T:Upperhand Brett!
B: What?
T:Upperhand Brett!
(T smacks B with a pillow causing his toothbrush to fly out of the pillow case.)

I have very little to write today. I just mainly wanted to put that qoute up here. And also to say whoever is making us the porn should stop. I don't want it and TK doesn't need it. Right well I alike to spit because.........................


Tampered with and then hit in the face.

Last time It made me sick

Hey to all of you that woke up today.

Well I was at home and playing games like cards and shoot the milk man.
No one can touch me at that game. It's almost time for kids to go around and get candy from people they don't know. Brett and I got some of Gretchens (I think that was her name) famous coffee cake one year. We threw it away of course.

So maybe if you put some of those magic whip fireworks into an apple it would do something spectacular. Hey to all of you that haven't yet you should go throw a old orange out of a car while driving at least 40 mph. What you see will amaze andcraze the mind of the younger.

Sample packets are coming to those of you that order. So don't worry about that anymore. give it about 3-4 days.

So Brett and I are working on some kind of top secret project that we all know about. I have high hopes for this project all I have to worr about is my minds eye running low on crazed sandwich meat. Hey I should go make some freaked out creep or creeped out freak on the e-libs right now hold on...........................O.K. I'm back you'll see the results soon here after.

Simian Markels is coimng soon.

you're a scrawny little wheat.

Here's a movie for you.......OH!

Hey Guess what. Well. O.K. be that way.

Well I guess I'll tell you anyhow. Cappy Wormslide cam to visit. Tristan you missed him. He brought with him a bunch of great photos of his adventures and I found a phot of him in his younger days. I guess he has been sailing the Mediteranean. He also visited the couth pole for a short time. This is because he really doesn't enjoy penguins. I didn't ask why.

So I have a movie in the works those of you that want to see it will get to so don't stop my monkey he's going wild. it's a really clever movie. I think anyway. Oh man it's good.

So I got another job offer. Yeah they actually called and said the wanted me to come work for them. I'm making the minimum right now. They wanted to pay me 9 buck dollars. Minimum is 6.90 for those of you out of state. So I can actually say that I turned down a high paying job to stay at a place that makes me feel happy to work there.

i'm done now.

So what do you want to eat?
I don't know............Dog food.

T:Charley.

T: So what happened next?
A: I don't know they had sex.

It's made up.

A well placed goat

The fog was really bad and I could barely see the front of my car. A car passed me when I turned my head back from adjusting my mirror, it was gone. So plenty of stuff has happened like that well placed goat. We were talking about girls and steriods last night which reminds me.

I will make a movie.

A movie.

Katie Wopat: A story that will never be lost. Told by Lindsay. retold by ME! heheehee.

So I was sitting in Econ. waitng for our next assignment. And ytou know how the room was sort of split down the middle so that the desks were on either side of the room. So you could see people on the otherside. Well Katie was sitting across from me. She was wearing a short skirt and I noticed that she was sitting with her legs open
(you know like a guy does.) she was wearing a thong and it was so gross. you could see everything, I mean it was ten inches long!

The story ends threre cuz Wes and I started laughing really bad. She was talking about the skirt being ten inches not her wopat.

Funny things said last night:

A: I'm going to hit you in your nose and I'm not talking about the one you smell with.
L: Ten inches long.
W:He had hot balls.

So much for being the grandpappy of Moreland Axleson.

It will always be remembered as the War of '03

That last few day have been quite the thing if you ask me. Since it was me that started the whole thing I think that you should be asking me. So I took our somewhat boring lives and spiced it up with a bit of controversy. It might just be me but I rather enjoyed the whole thing. So I said "Shut Up!" so the B-bag got upset or freaked out or had a meltdown. Whatever. I'm moving on to better things.

So my last words on the War of '03 will be:

I said IT. You said IT back. The people were yelled at. It was public. you'll forget about this you bitch. Oh shit did I say that. Everyone agreed with me. I'm through with it.

Can you believe it? I had a dream about Halibut sandwiches.

Yeah....no....it's the shiny on.......O.K. so why is it moving?